Which, roughly translated, means: "Yes, Timothy, I know that I have not yet posted an excerpt of my book. I don't really have any interest in doing so at this time."
 

I would really really like to say that you are wrong, but I can't prove that you're wrong until I post an excerpt. That just won't happen until February at the earliest. Dangit!
 

Walter Gibson,

I would much rather prefer to just shoot myself in the head, before I would ever click on that link above.

Signed,
Timothy
 

Nope.

Oh wait...

Yes!

We can meet!
 

It has really been a long time since February, is Gus ever going to post?
 

hello??? i think it's empty in here. hellooo??? ...yep, nobody home.