No one was to ever know.

Jessica Bradford wrote a full-page letter to me requesting that I do this heinous act. Her request was based on the kiss-withdrawal that she feared her brother was experiencing because of the lack of sisterly kisses he typically received from her. She also included in this package a brand-new, wrapped lipstick of the exact type she wears. Her request was that I kiss him on his... left cheek (?) for a very short and precise time. My first reaction upon reading the letter was vocal and downright refusal. But as Andrew stepped out of the office I began to think about all of the time and effort that had gone into the request, and I crumbled. Hence...

Well.

You saw.
- posted by Timothy @ 10:05 AM